Yeah, so you know how it is… it's like the holy deity Jesus himself has come down from heaven and lobbed eggs from his own personal stash in the pan then lightly toasted the bread to perfection (probably with some cool Jesus-ray from his eyes!) before serving up and lightly seasoning, as usual:
And I'm there, shovelling those beautiful mouthfuls of golden perfection down when all of a sudden I have an epiphany. I stopped - MID EGG - and went to the kitchen:
Oh Yes! Did I just do that? Yeah I did. i just put BACON in the mix.
This was a masterstroke, this was EXACTLY like the time Jesus' brother invented the wheel out of stone and he was pushing it around in the dirt outside their house and everybody was like "OMG! it's amazing! dude, you gotta see this, it will change the course of humanity!" and then Jesus just pulls up in the Fred Flintstone car and is like "..And What?" It's in the bible, yeah, look it up. Well, after you've savoured this:
NNNNnnnnnnnnnn
