Meet my friends Pierre, Eggmond and Eggbert. Tasty little suckas got soft boiled an then I ate their brains.
I stuck em all in the pan at once and even though they were boiling to death, they didn't even stop smiling!
Then I lined them and got ready to crack their heads in. I let Pierre go last, becuz he had the best anecdotes, loads about how stupid chickens are an stuff.
This was my dinking instrument, which I used to tap each one of them on the head with, to get inside.
KABOOOMMMM, this is Eggbert and Eggmond getting lobotomised. Goofy little eggbert was the tastiest so far
dip dip dip. Soliders and egg.
Pierre was up next:
He wasn't very runny in the middle by the time I got around to him, drat!
Look at that, its like Tempah T has set to work on them TEEEEEEMMMMMPPPZZZZZZZZ
One day I would like to cook some eggs for Tempah T. As long as he doesn't smash my CD rack. I like Tempz, because he is enthusiastic.
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