BANG! Im comin atcha with three super-poached eggs. Look at them! Don't you just wanna take a knife and BAM! puncture each of those so the yolk spills out all over the toast, all over the plate, into the little grains of salt and pepper that missed the toast? Yet, you know you do
You see this? yeah, you see this?
That, is for idiots. That - is for suckers, yeah. It is the egg poaching equivalent of one of these:
That's right, a microwave curry. What I'm cooking up is GOURMET. It's a banquet, its pinnacle egg poaching perfection. Every time. Blam blam blam runny EGGS!
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